Why

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

One Liners

Today we'll see one-liners, which nowadays are becoming popular for their shortness. (who has time to read a long joke and then smile!) Read 5 sentence and smile 5 times.


If you're too lazy to start anything, you may get a reputation for patience.

Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking.

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.

The Mother

A young Indian man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and that
he is going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring
over 3 women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry."
The mother agrees.
The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them
down on the couch and they chat for a while.
He then says, "Okay Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry."

She immediately replies, "The one on the right."

"That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?"

The Indian mother replies, "I don't like her."

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