The Accident

A woman and a man were involved in a car accident on the highway. Both the cars were totally demolished. Remarkably though, neither of them were hurt.

After crawling out of their cars, the women says:
"So, you're a man...that's interesting. I'm a woman. Oh My God, look at our cars, there's nothing left of them. This must be some sign from God that we should meet, be friends and live together the rest of our days."

Flattered by the suggestion, the man replied: "Indeed, I totally agree with you!".
"This really must be a sign from God," the woman continued, "because look at this - this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

She then hands the bottle to the man. He nods in total agreement, opens it and takes a huge swig of the bottle, drinking nearly half of it in one go before handing it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren’t you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I’ll just wait for the police."

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